And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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