help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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