Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
