Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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