isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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