after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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