i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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