My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
is this the sara with the beer cane?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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