it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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