normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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