It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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