He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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