So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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