Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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