Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
