you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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