wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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