you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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