I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
false alarm, still single
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