Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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