the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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