After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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