You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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