So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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