I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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