ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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