I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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