Its about making memories worth repressing
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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