That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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