if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I wish I only lived at night.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
