I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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