i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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