I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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