of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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