I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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