He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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