I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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