As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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