you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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