she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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