just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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