Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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