is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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