Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize
