What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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