im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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