Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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