bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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