Dual....:-)
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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