No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
