And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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