I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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