ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We need to get me chipped asap
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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