how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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