Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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